The sun is up...I think.

I never usually update this stupid thing during the day butttt I have a few minutes to kill in between switching laundry and getting a haircut. I've got a show tonight at a relatively new joint on Long Island. Ollie's Point. Pretty sweet place. We've got a 2 hour set so I'm gonna try to get hammered before I go on and hopefully pass out during it.

Just kidding, I'll probably just kill myself instead.


Well since I last wrote, Obama became our new President. Since he's taken office I think only about 276 trillion jobs have been lost. Something like that. But it's gonna take time. He's a good leader and I've got faith in him. I don't think its such a bad thing that he's trying to get all those middle east countries to stop hating us. ...I don't see why people are bitching about his first interview being with an Arab TV station. Maybe he doesn't want them killing another 3,000+ Americans? Crazy. Anywho, everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thanks!

I'm going to Connecticut tomorrow!! Woo!! To visit the girl that dragged me out to the NASSAU COUNTY MUSEUM OF ART! (it really wasn't that bad, I just like making her think she made me miserable for the 25 minutes we were there. =] ) Ahhh so excited! I'm still better than all my friends at Call of Duty. Nothing new there.

I'll write again before I turn 30. Some of you should give me something to write about. I'm running out of ideas. Peace.

Woops I diedddd!

So yeah I forgot about this thing. Let's seeeeee. I've discovered I'm a Mesopotamian. Super excellent, super excellent indeed.

Well thanks to my bud Julia, I'm now somewhat addicted to reading these completely ridiculous news stories. I guess over the past few days the dumbest people on the planet all decided that now was their time to shine. Now together, we will laugh at them.

A 36 year old California man sold his 14 year old daughter to some 18 year old kid for money, meat, and beer. When this 18 year old didn't follow through with his end of the bargain...THE DAD CALLED THE COPS!! WHATTTTTTTTTTT?!?!? Seriously...WHATTTT?!?! Apparently this shit is normal in Mexico though so I guess I can understand why he believes he was jipped. Wait...No I can't. He's fucked in the head.

Now we laugh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fail!


A financial manager from Indiana/Florida/Alabama scammed a bunch of people and took all their money, then called in a fake distress call from his private little plane he was piloting and apparently parachuted out. He let the plane crash and left everyone thinking he died in the crash, but really he took off to start his new life as a new person, hoping to leave his old identity in the past. You can probably already tell this guy is fucking dumb and of course got his ass caught. Best part is, when the Florida Marshalls moved in on his campsite to arrest him...HE SLIT HIS OWN WRIST AND TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF. Unfortunately for mankind, he's still alive. Now, here's what I don't understand...if he wanted to die so bad, he should've STAYED IN THE PLANE and let it nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean. He might have killed a dolphin though. What a fucking asshole.

Now we laugh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FAIL!


A Louisiana man has threatened to kill President Bush and blow up the White House. Does this reject realize that his term is over in 6 days? By the time this idiot figured out how to tie his shoes Bush would no longer be President. He also is an Obama supporter...so he might wanna think about blowing up Obama's new house. Idiot. If...or when he's convicted of this "conspiracy", he's only gonna be in jail for a maximum of 5 years and have to pay upto $250,000. Why is our government so retarded?

Whatever, lets laugh at both of them... AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FAIL!


Hmm, I dunno what else to say. Send in things for me to post up. I'm too lazy to look for shit on my own.

Get the new Metallica single "Cyanide". Mucho bad ass. Very cool. Rock and Roll. Peace.