Well I finally got my surprise...

No I didn't. Well, I mean I guess I did in a way. Fortunately it wasn't a pipe bomb or a swarm of bees. It was actually nothing. But that's more or less what I expected from this person as that's usually what I get from them. I just wasn't speaking to this person for a while and when I found out they were coming home and they had a surprise for me I thought to myself, "hmm I bet it's nothing, but I guess I'll have to wait." AND MOTHA-FUCKIN BOOM! I was right. Well dear you, thank you for nothing once again. This nothing was much better than the last nothing you gave me. Maybe not quite as good as the first nothing you gave me, cause that first nothing had an extra side of nothing-ness with it which blew me away. I mean really, the amount of nothing you've given me far surpasses the amount of nothing I deserve and now I just feel guilty for always giving you something and not enough of nothing. So now I think it's time I give YOU nothing so you can join in the fun!! Maybe next time I'm feeling really giving, I'll give you some more nothing. Maybe we can go play a friendly game of hockey and I'll give you some nothing with a little cross-check through the glass on the side? Or maybe a nice game of baseball with a nice high, inside fastball to YOUR FUCKING FACE on the side? I'm just throwing some ideas out here. But seriously, come on. Anyone who reads this that is currently torturing or leading on or playing games with someone, you need to stop. Cause you've been there and if you haven't, you will be. AND IT SUCKS. So knock it off and be straight with people. To a certain someone, I dedicated this entire post to you. WAKE THE FUCK UP. The way you act is ok for middle school...maybe even high school. But you're a human, (I think) and it's time for you to think about the past few years of your life and what you could've changed to make it better. You can change it now, or you can leave it the way it was. You live once. You get one chance to get it right. Is this how you want it to be?

HEY! Speaking of sports, my Dolphins (who lost last weekend =.[ ) are playing tomorrow so everyone cheer them on or I'll...do something bad.

Is anyone in the Christmas spirit yet? It feels like everyone's dragging this year, probably cause everyone's broke as shit and don't wanna think about buying shit. Well suck it up, you don't have to buy me something too nice. =p Maybe a nice wallet or a pair of pants...or some crack. YEAH CRACK! Just kidding. Shit I went off on a tangent. Anyways "Silver Bells" by Relient K is pretty sweet. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs and Relient K do a very nice job with it in my opinion. So check it out. Once again if you can't find it, message me and I'll hook it up. Chu know?

Well I'm sick and I need a chocolate donut and a coke. So I'm gonna go do that and hopefully find a movie to watch while snuggling up with my pup. I need a girl. Like, a real one. Like, a real girl. One that like, breathes and walks and talks. Ok maybe not one that talks but one that breathes and walks atleast. Ok maybe not one that walks either. Fuck it, if she walks and talks I'll take it.

Peace.

I uh...yeah I don't know.

My laptop is toast. I'm borrowing mom's til I either get mine fixed or buy a new one. I'd like to get the new Macbook...just gotta find 146 Billion dollars. Maybe I'll make it an early Christmas present to myself? Or maybe I'll punch myself in the face and scratch the whole idea. WHO KNOWS?!

So how was everyone's Thanksgiving? I slaved all day but everything came out great, as I am the bomb-diggity in the kitchen.

Deuce Bigalow is on, such a great movie.

Last night I played Bowery Ballroom. Awesome venue. The dudes from The Spill Canvas showed up and I got to chat with the singer for a few. Awesome guys.

Now, since Thanksgiving is over most people are starting to get in the holiday spirit. That means shopping, christmas music, family type deals, etc. I know most people hate having to spend money on gifts for people but be grateful you've got that person in your life. I for one wish I had someone to spend my time with this holiday season. Someone to buy a gift for, someone that actually appreciates my time and what I do for them. Don't take what you have for granted cause you'll be sure to miss it when it's gone.

I'm gonna recommend "Christmas Won't Be The Same Without You" by The Plain White T's to kick off this holiday season. It may be difficult to find so if you like I can send it to you. Leave a comment with your e-mail and I'll send it when I get a chance.

Goodbye for now.

I'm confused,

Ever have something happen to you and you are literal ly just lost for words? You sit and try to think of what to say. What to tell yourself to try and help grasp the situation, and try to find some closure. But nothing comes out.

This is the way things are. This is the way things will be.
Everything happens for a reason.

-

You always find what you want is the very thing that makes you feel this way...



Shitty.

Lovin' this weather!

NOT! Wtf? This shit sucks. I thought all this global warming nonsense was going on and the earth was like 100 billion degrees hotter than usual and blah blah blah. I think next time I go outside I'm gonna set myself on fire. My balls have pretty much gone into hibernation. This sucks, and winter hasn't even started yet. >=(

So today (yesterday.......whatever) the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary announced the new words they've added this year. Some of them included "crunk", "zombie" and "meh". Yeah, "meh". "Meh"? ..."Meh"? I've never heard someone say "meh". I've seen it written, never spoken. Which is good cause I think I'd rip someones head off if they say "meh" to me.

Person X - "meh".
Brett - :::SMACK:::

And why wasn't zombie a word? They've inhabited this planet just as long as we have. They have movies, video games and songs about them. Poor fucking zombies. Well congratulations zombies, you're now real. Crunk? Whatever, there are some dumb people that say it. Can't forget the dummies. Congrats dummies, you're stupid word is now real.

I'm gonna go ahead and recommend Lion Of Ido this week. I know most people reading this already know about this band but if you don't, you've been missing out. www.myspace.com/lionofido. Go there, listen. Great songs and great people.

Well, I'm gonna go put 6 pairs of pants on and 9 sweatshirts and hopefully not freeze while sleeping.

Goodnight suckas.


OH! P.S. Ever notice when a friend says "I have a surprise for you" you get super excited...but when an enemy says it you're like..."oh fuck, wtf is gonna happen to me? Am i gonna die?" Kinda what I'm going through now. If I stop writing in a few days it's cause my surprise was a pipe bomb or a swarm of bees or something. Guess we'll see.

I'm getting married. SIKE!

So I was reading an article today (I know, you're all amazed I can read. Fuck you.) about the average age people are getting married at these days. For women it's 25-26, for men 28. This gives me relatively 5 1/2 years to find, get to know and fall in love with someone. Umm....FUCK! 5 1/2 years? With the way my past relationships have gone, I don't think it's smart for me making that sort of decision without knowing this lucky lady for atleast 250 years. In 250 years, I'm pretty sure every little crazy thing about her will be revealed and I can start looking for the next one. Fail.

Just wanted to mention quick that while writing this, the movie One Missed Call is on and I briefly keep glancing up at it. Some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Maybe they should've put some more sex in it? Or maybe more shit blowing up or being lit on fire. Or maybe they shouldn't have made it at all. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that one.

Dammit, my power just went out.

My Dolphins play tomorrow, everyone better cheer for them. 8-)

I can't even post this now cause my damn power is out. I'm gonna go eat some dead babies. I'll make another post tomorrow night...assuming my power stays on.

Peace out.

I need a haircut.

So today I picked up the new Call Of Duty, Call Of Duty: World At War. WTF?!? I waited how fucking long to play the same shit I've been playing for years? The fucking game is the same as all the other ones. It's like waiting for a new season of your favorite show, and they play the same damn episodes as last season but they change the name of a character. Hey, fuck you very much Activision.

HEY! My band is playing Bowery Ballroom in NYC on November 26th. How sweet is that? You should all go and get smashed and watch some bands play music. And get smashed. And get smashed.

I wish my bedroom was in the kitchen. I'm hungry.

It's 3:30AM. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Slow weekend = Games & Music.

Yep, this weekend SUCKED. It rained every fucking day. Nothing even remotely cool happened. Last night I fell asleep next to a girl I used to date. We didn't even have sex. To be completely honest, I don't even think she realized I was in the same bed with her. But she's still great and I love her. Oh, I went to the mall today. Apparently Christmas shopping starts earlier every year so there was about um...972,000 people there. Yeah, I walked out of there with a shirt and a brownie. Fail. Anywho, I think the most exciting thing I did all weekend was spend 2 hours playing this game. I beat it. So if any of you try this and can't...well then I'm smarter than you and you'll have to live with that forever. I won't lie, it was a combined effort between me and Bunce to get it done.

Every now and then I figured I'd recommend a good CD, Song, Movie, etc. Maybe my recommendation will mean something and you will check out said CD, Song, Movie, etc. Andddd maybe you won't. Eh. To start off, a CD I seriously cannot stop listening to. It does happen to be over a year old but still, great. The CD is No Really, I'm Fine by The Spill Canvas. Aside from one or two weak tracks it's a bitchin' album. DO IT!

I forgot to mention in my first post that if you'd like to send in any material for me to check out, DO IT! My email is tpdbrett@hotmail.com. Send in news stories, YouTube videos, jokes, pictures, dead babies, games, anything really.

And last but not least, Sarah Palin. Even though you've been accused of stealing thousands of dollars worth of clothes and all that nonsense...and you're married to some doofus that takes pride in being a champion snowball thrower or snowblower or dogsledder or whatever the fuck it is that no one cares about, I would still just...mmm...hot damn. Call me sometime, eh? Seriously though call me. I'm lonely.

Hmmm, first post...

Liz Mulvey, you're a cunt. There, I said it.

Now, I'm not huge into politics but I recently saw this video and almost went absolutely bananas. I know I know, the election is over. Obama won and I couldn't be happier, but to see an American soldier take a stance like this without really thinking of what Obama meant by saying the current war in Iraq is a "mistake" kinda pisses me off. I have friends that have gone to and fought in Iraq and I couldn't be more appreciative of what each and every soldier has done for this country, BUT THIS WAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER YEARS AGO. Now, I could literally pick apart every line this particular soldier has spoken in this video but it's 1:52AM and I'm beat. So, here's a few that I completely disagree with.

0:18 - "They want a chance to live in a secure world." Well, I'm pretty sure going there and removing their President and his two sons (most likely one of them being the next President of Iraq) was the best thing to happen if they want to live in a secure world.

Over roughly 24 years, Saddam killed about 2 million people. This number includes enemies killed in wars as well. Since the start of the war in Iraq roughly 5 1/2 years ago, it is estimated that close to 600,000 INNOCENT CIVILIANS have died because of it.

Next.

0:49 "When you call the Iraqi War a mistake, you disrespect the service, and the sacrifice of everyone who has died promoting freedom." Listen up jacktard, do you think he might have been talking about the fact that since Saddams capture over 4 years ago, the US has spent another $525,000,000,000? (yes thats 525 Billion) That has brought the US Debt up to 10.6 TRILLION dollars. It's ok though, cause if EVERY American comes up with roughly $35,000 we can eliminate that debt! Wait...

1:00 "Because you do not understand, nor appreciate these principles sir, I am supporting Senator John McCain for President." Well fuck my ass and call me Sally but if Obama thinks that still dumping hundreds of Billions of dollars into a country where we already killed their President 4 years ago is a bad idea, then I support him. That along with hearing about how another American Soldier has died. (a total now of 4,190 rougly)

Thank you for serving our country, and preserving our freedom...but good luck finding a job when you get home CAUSE OUR ECONOMY IS IN THE FUCKING TOILET.

Oh yeah, and I wonder what that guy would think if he watched this video. Please do research before you make a fool of yourself. And if you feel that strongly about something...atleast give the proper reason behind your decision.

That is all for tonight. Not every post will be political. Atleast I hope not.

WELCOME!

Welllllll howdy everybody!

Welcome to the page where I complain, give advice, voice my opinion, etc..! I will try to update as often as I can with news, links, pictures, and all sorts of things that no one really cares about. If you enjoy it, send some people over and leave me some feedback to tell me how awesome of a job I'm doing and how awesome of a person I am and how all the ladies want my babies and how all the dudes wish they were me and how...uh...well you get the point. I'm gonna go now and start gathering the news for my first official post. See you soon!

-Brett