The sun is up...I think.

I never usually update this stupid thing during the day butttt I have a few minutes to kill in between switching laundry and getting a haircut. I've got a show tonight at a relatively new joint on Long Island. Ollie's Point. Pretty sweet place. We've got a 2 hour set so I'm gonna try to get hammered before I go on and hopefully pass out during it.

Just kidding, I'll probably just kill myself instead.


Well since I last wrote, Obama became our new President. Since he's taken office I think only about 276 trillion jobs have been lost. Something like that. But it's gonna take time. He's a good leader and I've got faith in him. I don't think its such a bad thing that he's trying to get all those middle east countries to stop hating us. ...I don't see why people are bitching about his first interview being with an Arab TV station. Maybe he doesn't want them killing another 3,000+ Americans? Crazy. Anywho, everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thanks!

I'm going to Connecticut tomorrow!! Woo!! To visit the girl that dragged me out to the NASSAU COUNTY MUSEUM OF ART! (it really wasn't that bad, I just like making her think she made me miserable for the 25 minutes we were there. =] ) Ahhh so excited! I'm still better than all my friends at Call of Duty. Nothing new there.

I'll write again before I turn 30. Some of you should give me something to write about. I'm running out of ideas. Peace.

Woops I diedddd!

So yeah I forgot about this thing. Let's seeeeee. I've discovered I'm a Mesopotamian. Super excellent, super excellent indeed.

Well thanks to my bud Julia, I'm now somewhat addicted to reading these completely ridiculous news stories. I guess over the past few days the dumbest people on the planet all decided that now was their time to shine. Now together, we will laugh at them.

A 36 year old California man sold his 14 year old daughter to some 18 year old kid for money, meat, and beer. When this 18 year old didn't follow through with his end of the bargain...THE DAD CALLED THE COPS!! WHATTTTTTTTTTT?!?!? Seriously...WHATTTT?!?! Apparently this shit is normal in Mexico though so I guess I can understand why he believes he was jipped. Wait...No I can't. He's fucked in the head.

Now we laugh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fail!


A financial manager from Indiana/Florida/Alabama scammed a bunch of people and took all their money, then called in a fake distress call from his private little plane he was piloting and apparently parachuted out. He let the plane crash and left everyone thinking he died in the crash, but really he took off to start his new life as a new person, hoping to leave his old identity in the past. You can probably already tell this guy is fucking dumb and of course got his ass caught. Best part is, when the Florida Marshalls moved in on his campsite to arrest him...HE SLIT HIS OWN WRIST AND TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF. Unfortunately for mankind, he's still alive. Now, here's what I don't understand...if he wanted to die so bad, he should've STAYED IN THE PLANE and let it nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean. He might have killed a dolphin though. What a fucking asshole.

Now we laugh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FAIL!


A Louisiana man has threatened to kill President Bush and blow up the White House. Does this reject realize that his term is over in 6 days? By the time this idiot figured out how to tie his shoes Bush would no longer be President. He also is an Obama supporter...so he might wanna think about blowing up Obama's new house. Idiot. If...or when he's convicted of this "conspiracy", he's only gonna be in jail for a maximum of 5 years and have to pay upto $250,000. Why is our government so retarded?

Whatever, lets laugh at both of them... AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FAIL!


Hmm, I dunno what else to say. Send in things for me to post up. I'm too lazy to look for shit on my own.

Get the new Metallica single "Cyanide". Mucho bad ass. Very cool. Rock and Roll. Peace.

I got presentssssss

So how was everyone's Christmas? I hope everyone got everything they wanted. I made out pretty well with some clothes, gift cards and money. I'm pretty happy. OH! For the past 2 years I've bought a teddy bear for someone. This year I bought another one, except instead of giving it to someone, I set it on fire!! I love teddy bears for those of you that don't know and I hated burning it but it needed to be done. R.I.P. 2008 Teddy.

Everyone say thank you to Mr. Brian Bunce for this video. It may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life.

Umm lets see...Dolphins play the Jets sunday. If they win they might make it as a wild card team. Everyone vote for the Dolphins on sunday!!

Bleh I'm so tired. Stealing Jane plays Lupo's in Providence, RI tomorrow!!! Woo!

I'm gonna try to sleep now, but I'll probably end up thinking about someone too much. =x

goodnight!

Oh no no, I never goto work!

So the big Christmas party is tomorrow. Can not wait. Lots of food and music and alcohol and friends and alcohol and sex and drugs and friends and alcohol.

My Dolphins have been kickin' ass so hopefully tomorrow they can keep it up. I should be getting my new drum set soon. I'll post some pictures on here once I have it. I'M SO EXCITED.

If this video doesn't make you happy then you're not normal.

Umm...liars are funny. Don't lie. You'll get caught. And look stupid. And sad. Always.

Pick yourself up either The Office or 30 Rock. Really funny shows. I'll start updating this more often, I've been so lazy and in the dumps. But I'm comin' back around. Got a lot of catching up to do with my life. WOO!

peace yooooo.

It's 5:11AM.

"The truth hurts" is an understatement. I thought things were bad before...fuck was I wrong. The life I've dreamt of is no more. Now everynight I will sit here and think about her...and him.

The Dolphins won. Oh who gives a shit.

I'll update this again soon if I don't throw my laptop...or myself, off my roof.

Now it's 5:20AM. Fuck.

I've got nothing...

I've got nothing to write about really. Nothing has really happened that pissed me off to the point where murder was the only reasonable and acceptable answer. Well, I'm sure there has been plenty of shit but I think I don't care anymore.

This video will change your life. If it doesn't then I'll punch your lights out. "Birdhouse In Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

My Dolphins won today so they're 8-5. Pretty exciting for me considering last season they blew ass and won a whole 2 games. But I think they have a chance of being a Wild Card team and that'd be cool.

Stealing Jane has been in the studio since Saturday. I recorded that day and I'm done now, so now I just go and hang out there and listen. Everything so far sounds great so hopefully this all works out and my ass can be out on the road playing music everynight rather than sitting here trying to build my time machine. (not)

Going shopping tomorrow for party things. Gonna be a good time.

I feel like I'm missing something. Like, I've still got my arms and legs and shit. And all my teeth too. But something is definitly missing. If anyone knows what I'm missing please let me know.

Uhh..."Merry Christmas. Here's To Many More" - Relient K. Same rules apply, you want it, I can send it to you. Gonna go pass out to a shitastic movie hopefully.

See You.

Well I finally got my surprise...

No I didn't. Well, I mean I guess I did in a way. Fortunately it wasn't a pipe bomb or a swarm of bees. It was actually nothing. But that's more or less what I expected from this person as that's usually what I get from them. I just wasn't speaking to this person for a while and when I found out they were coming home and they had a surprise for me I thought to myself, "hmm I bet it's nothing, but I guess I'll have to wait." AND MOTHA-FUCKIN BOOM! I was right. Well dear you, thank you for nothing once again. This nothing was much better than the last nothing you gave me. Maybe not quite as good as the first nothing you gave me, cause that first nothing had an extra side of nothing-ness with it which blew me away. I mean really, the amount of nothing you've given me far surpasses the amount of nothing I deserve and now I just feel guilty for always giving you something and not enough of nothing. So now I think it's time I give YOU nothing so you can join in the fun!! Maybe next time I'm feeling really giving, I'll give you some more nothing. Maybe we can go play a friendly game of hockey and I'll give you some nothing with a little cross-check through the glass on the side? Or maybe a nice game of baseball with a nice high, inside fastball to YOUR FUCKING FACE on the side? I'm just throwing some ideas out here. But seriously, come on. Anyone who reads this that is currently torturing or leading on or playing games with someone, you need to stop. Cause you've been there and if you haven't, you will be. AND IT SUCKS. So knock it off and be straight with people. To a certain someone, I dedicated this entire post to you. WAKE THE FUCK UP. The way you act is ok for middle school...maybe even high school. But you're a human, (I think) and it's time for you to think about the past few years of your life and what you could've changed to make it better. You can change it now, or you can leave it the way it was. You live once. You get one chance to get it right. Is this how you want it to be?

HEY! Speaking of sports, my Dolphins (who lost last weekend =.[ ) are playing tomorrow so everyone cheer them on or I'll...do something bad.

Is anyone in the Christmas spirit yet? It feels like everyone's dragging this year, probably cause everyone's broke as shit and don't wanna think about buying shit. Well suck it up, you don't have to buy me something too nice. =p Maybe a nice wallet or a pair of pants...or some crack. YEAH CRACK! Just kidding. Shit I went off on a tangent. Anyways "Silver Bells" by Relient K is pretty sweet. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs and Relient K do a very nice job with it in my opinion. So check it out. Once again if you can't find it, message me and I'll hook it up. Chu know?

Well I'm sick and I need a chocolate donut and a coke. So I'm gonna go do that and hopefully find a movie to watch while snuggling up with my pup. I need a girl. Like, a real one. Like, a real girl. One that like, breathes and walks and talks. Ok maybe not one that talks but one that breathes and walks atleast. Ok maybe not one that walks either. Fuck it, if she walks and talks I'll take it.

Peace.