Well I finally got my surprise...

No I didn't. Well, I mean I guess I did in a way. Fortunately it wasn't a pipe bomb or a swarm of bees. It was actually nothing. But that's more or less what I expected from this person as that's usually what I get from them. I just wasn't speaking to this person for a while and when I found out they were coming home and they had a surprise for me I thought to myself, "hmm I bet it's nothing, but I guess I'll have to wait." AND MOTHA-FUCKIN BOOM! I was right. Well dear you, thank you for nothing once again. This nothing was much better than the last nothing you gave me. Maybe not quite as good as the first nothing you gave me, cause that first nothing had an extra side of nothing-ness with it which blew me away. I mean really, the amount of nothing you've given me far surpasses the amount of nothing I deserve and now I just feel guilty for always giving you something and not enough of nothing. So now I think it's time I give YOU nothing so you can join in the fun!! Maybe next time I'm feeling really giving, I'll give you some more nothing. Maybe we can go play a friendly game of hockey and I'll give you some nothing with a little cross-check through the glass on the side? Or maybe a nice game of baseball with a nice high, inside fastball to YOUR FUCKING FACE on the side? I'm just throwing some ideas out here. But seriously, come on. Anyone who reads this that is currently torturing or leading on or playing games with someone, you need to stop. Cause you've been there and if you haven't, you will be. AND IT SUCKS. So knock it off and be straight with people. To a certain someone, I dedicated this entire post to you. WAKE THE FUCK UP. The way you act is ok for middle school...maybe even high school. But you're a human, (I think) and it's time for you to think about the past few years of your life and what you could've changed to make it better. You can change it now, or you can leave it the way it was. You live once. You get one chance to get it right. Is this how you want it to be?

HEY! Speaking of sports, my Dolphins (who lost last weekend =.[ ) are playing tomorrow so everyone cheer them on or I'll...do something bad.

Is anyone in the Christmas spirit yet? It feels like everyone's dragging this year, probably cause everyone's broke as shit and don't wanna think about buying shit. Well suck it up, you don't have to buy me something too nice. =p Maybe a nice wallet or a pair of pants...or some crack. YEAH CRACK! Just kidding. Shit I went off on a tangent. Anyways "Silver Bells" by Relient K is pretty sweet. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs and Relient K do a very nice job with it in my opinion. So check it out. Once again if you can't find it, message me and I'll hook it up. Chu know?

Well I'm sick and I need a chocolate donut and a coke. So I'm gonna go do that and hopefully find a movie to watch while snuggling up with my pup. I need a girl. Like, a real one. Like, a real girl. One that like, breathes and walks and talks. Ok maybe not one that talks but one that breathes and walks atleast. Ok maybe not one that walks either. Fuck it, if she walks and talks I'll take it.

Peace.