Lovin' this weather!

NOT! Wtf? This shit sucks. I thought all this global warming nonsense was going on and the earth was like 100 billion degrees hotter than usual and blah blah blah. I think next time I go outside I'm gonna set myself on fire. My balls have pretty much gone into hibernation. This sucks, and winter hasn't even started yet. >=(

So today (yesterday.......whatever) the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary announced the new words they've added this year. Some of them included "crunk", "zombie" and "meh". Yeah, "meh". "Meh"? ..."Meh"? I've never heard someone say "meh". I've seen it written, never spoken. Which is good cause I think I'd rip someones head off if they say "meh" to me.

Person X - "meh".
Brett - :::SMACK:::

And why wasn't zombie a word? They've inhabited this planet just as long as we have. They have movies, video games and songs about them. Poor fucking zombies. Well congratulations zombies, you're now real. Crunk? Whatever, there are some dumb people that say it. Can't forget the dummies. Congrats dummies, you're stupid word is now real.

I'm gonna go ahead and recommend Lion Of Ido this week. I know most people reading this already know about this band but if you don't, you've been missing out. www.myspace.com/lionofido. Go there, listen. Great songs and great people.

Well, I'm gonna go put 6 pairs of pants on and 9 sweatshirts and hopefully not freeze while sleeping.

Goodnight suckas.


OH! P.S. Ever notice when a friend says "I have a surprise for you" you get super excited...but when an enemy says it you're like..."oh fuck, wtf is gonna happen to me? Am i gonna die?" Kinda what I'm going through now. If I stop writing in a few days it's cause my surprise was a pipe bomb or a swarm of bees or something. Guess we'll see.